So now that Petrol and Diesel prices are going higher than the sky ( not metaphorically! ), I am pretty much sure that the noble citizens of India would move their ass from soft, leather-coated, zazzy car seats whose colour has been chosen carefully so as to have a matching combination with the car's colour, to the extra bouncy, public transport vehicle's seats whose speciality is the 'half-sponge-out' design.
I find it equally intimidating and amazing. Amazing how? well, it has its moments.
So,if you are nothing but 'dead rubber' bored and the mobile's battery has drained ( Aha! now that's sheer bad luck). Just look around, you will find some pretty amusing people. Here lemme list out a few types!
1. I am SEXY and you know it
These "species" are mostly girls.They would come in those typical VOGUE magazine look, fully covered from top to toe in BRANDS. Face covered with liner and make-up and what not!! And they look sexy! believe me they do!! But then, if you look closer, it is nothing but money speakin'! They don't touch the poles or seats or PEOPLE!! Well as much amusing the thing is, i often think, you often think, is this the future of India? What was once considered as land of most kind people, what is it turning to?? But then your stop will arrive and you will stop thinking about it, till the next time..
2. I don't give a shit
These are those people who are returning from their jobs. They are always irritated..! DONT touch them!! Not even by accident, pray that when you are around them, driver doesn't push the brakes or a cow doesn't come in between. Not that any of this will help. Touch them and they will be saddened like touch-me-not plants! They will give you that dead cold look as if you have asked for their kidneys! That look is capable enough for other people to move away from them. look at those people, I bet that they will smile to you! That's like the hard fact of Indian public transport. That smile is their agreement in how lame the "I dont give a shit" guy is. I don't give a shit guys are very important part of public transport. They help you make short term allies. These people are the same people who mock the politicians during the morning tea, Debate or NAMO vs GANDHI with colleagues and mourn over crashing of rupees during evening news. Nation also doesn't give a shit about "I don't give a shit" guys. True Story.!
3. The Groupies
Oh i love the groupies! They come in groups of 5-6. They enter the bus or train together. The back seats are theirs. ALWAYS. They will start some random talk and end up laughing. They talk about movies and college. Normally Bollywood. But when a girl is around SALMAN is replaced by SALMA HAYEK! The Hollywood enters. English is the common language now! But still Hollywood is not! Hence the stereotype! The girl groupies are sooo good looking! But then go back and remember Barney Guru's "Cheerleader Effect" It states that The Cheerleader Effect (aka the Bridesmaid Paradox, Sorority Girl Syndrome, and for a brief window in the mid-90s, the Spice Girls Conspiracy) it's when women appear hot but only as a group, not individually. The minute you start pulling them out of the group, their flaws are too horrible to ignore. So pick them individually and see check the statement yourselves. You know a peculiar thing about groupies? Imagine this, There's a small accident between two people of different religion. One of them is a groupie. He will bring his group. His group members will bring more and more. And the next thing you see, There's a riot going on!! All Hail the groupies eh?!
4. I am OLD I deserve this
These are the violent lot. They have lived their cup. Well as much as humble our elders are, Apparently there are those hitlers too. They will push you coz they dont care. They will curse you coz they dont care. They will ask for their right! And they will have it! Seems kinda patriotic! And the irony is, most of them were busy making money when nation needed their this attitude. Yeah so don't mess with them. but secretly wish that someone screws with them. It is FUN. Yeah i said it. coz believe it or not, each and every one of us, as much as we talk about peace, our senses gets more active during violence!
And to end up with....
5. The Beliebers
No chill! They are not the Bieber fans! Beliebe me! Wait.. They can be. Nevermind. Yeah so then why call them Beliebers? because move your eyeballs and you would know. You WILL see a beiber image. Tight skinny jeans, thin body, long hairs. Not enough? Wait for a while..... There! They caressed their hairs!! in the window's reflection! Oh the "gutkha" painted window ofcourse! They would have plugged extra large Head phones. An ABIDAS tee maybe. And they would chew gum. They would say nothing. The silent ones. Because they are too cool to talk. (btw that was a joke). Add a little awkward woo factor and they can be Howard Wolowitz too! :D The beliebers are an image of majority of indian citizens. They do nothing. They have their mind plugged with extra large bribe amounts. Well not to make a statement outta it.
But do think for a while. You are still waiting eh? for your stop to come? Till then maybe.THINK.
So..Check out these people on your next trip to your office or college or a friend's place. oh and follow me maybe? :P :P
I find it equally intimidating and amazing. Amazing how? well, it has its moments.
So,if you are nothing but 'dead rubber' bored and the mobile's battery has drained ( Aha! now that's sheer bad luck). Just look around, you will find some pretty amusing people. Here lemme list out a few types!
1. I am SEXY and you know it
These "species" are mostly girls.They would come in those typical VOGUE magazine look, fully covered from top to toe in BRANDS. Face covered with liner and make-up and what not!! And they look sexy! believe me they do!! But then, if you look closer, it is nothing but money speakin'! They don't touch the poles or seats or PEOPLE!! Well as much amusing the thing is, i often think, you often think, is this the future of India? What was once considered as land of most kind people, what is it turning to?? But then your stop will arrive and you will stop thinking about it, till the next time..
2. I don't give a shit
These are those people who are returning from their jobs. They are always irritated..! DONT touch them!! Not even by accident, pray that when you are around them, driver doesn't push the brakes or a cow doesn't come in between. Not that any of this will help. Touch them and they will be saddened like touch-me-not plants! They will give you that dead cold look as if you have asked for their kidneys! That look is capable enough for other people to move away from them. look at those people, I bet that they will smile to you! That's like the hard fact of Indian public transport. That smile is their agreement in how lame the "I dont give a shit" guy is. I don't give a shit guys are very important part of public transport. They help you make short term allies. These people are the same people who mock the politicians during the morning tea, Debate or NAMO vs GANDHI with colleagues and mourn over crashing of rupees during evening news. Nation also doesn't give a shit about "I don't give a shit" guys. True Story.!
3. The Groupies
Oh i love the groupies! They come in groups of 5-6. They enter the bus or train together. The back seats are theirs. ALWAYS. They will start some random talk and end up laughing. They talk about movies and college. Normally Bollywood. But when a girl is around SALMAN is replaced by SALMA HAYEK! The Hollywood enters. English is the common language now! But still Hollywood is not! Hence the stereotype! The girl groupies are sooo good looking! But then go back and remember Barney Guru's "Cheerleader Effect" It states that The Cheerleader Effect (aka the Bridesmaid Paradox, Sorority Girl Syndrome, and for a brief window in the mid-90s, the Spice Girls Conspiracy) it's when women appear hot but only as a group, not individually. The minute you start pulling them out of the group, their flaws are too horrible to ignore. So pick them individually and see check the statement yourselves. You know a peculiar thing about groupies? Imagine this, There's a small accident between two people of different religion. One of them is a groupie. He will bring his group. His group members will bring more and more. And the next thing you see, There's a riot going on!! All Hail the groupies eh?!
4. I am OLD I deserve this
These are the violent lot. They have lived their cup. Well as much as humble our elders are, Apparently there are those hitlers too. They will push you coz they dont care. They will curse you coz they dont care. They will ask for their right! And they will have it! Seems kinda patriotic! And the irony is, most of them were busy making money when nation needed their this attitude. Yeah so don't mess with them. but secretly wish that someone screws with them. It is FUN. Yeah i said it. coz believe it or not, each and every one of us, as much as we talk about peace, our senses gets more active during violence!
And to end up with....
5. The Beliebers
No chill! They are not the Bieber fans! Beliebe me! Wait.. They can be. Nevermind. Yeah so then why call them Beliebers? because move your eyeballs and you would know. You WILL see a beiber image. Tight skinny jeans, thin body, long hairs. Not enough? Wait for a while..... There! They caressed their hairs!! in the window's reflection! Oh the "gutkha" painted window ofcourse! They would have plugged extra large Head phones. An ABIDAS tee maybe. And they would chew gum. They would say nothing. The silent ones. Because they are too cool to talk. (btw that was a joke). Add a little awkward woo factor and they can be Howard Wolowitz too! :D The beliebers are an image of majority of indian citizens. They do nothing. They have their mind plugged with extra large bribe amounts. Well not to make a statement outta it.
But do think for a while. You are still waiting eh? for your stop to come? Till then maybe.THINK.
So..Check out these people on your next trip to your office or college or a friend's place. oh and follow me maybe? :P :P
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